Thursday, May 26, 2011

Jesus Christ, calm the fuck down. Apparently I can't even blow off steam on my blog anymore. Especially when this is the only way that I can actually say something, when every time I do it in real life, I get ignored.

I can't even use the term "you" anymore when I don't know who did it, because apparently people take offense to that.

I don't. Fucking. Care. Anymore.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

A list!

Edit: You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.

Monday, May 23, 2011

I am currently engaging in the most ghetto-rigged attempt at leg keeps not working though, and falling off the box I'm trying to use as a foot rest/elevator. And now I think I'm getting frostbite from the ice pack on my spine because my butt keeps going numb. As well as my face.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

There is more to life than weighing 100 lbs and being rich. You need to fix your priorities.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Here's The Problem

Here's the problem: "receive"

Why it is a problem: the spelling makes no sense to me, thus I spell it wrong every single time I spell it out

Why: Because in German, you would pronounce the second vowel. (For example, Leid (sorrow) is pronounced like "she lyed the garden to make it white" and Lied (song) is pronounced "They lead the country in stupidity." and seeing as how i started out learning two languages after escaping the womb, I simply cannot figure out that the 'e' comes first in receive.

(I realize, that English is full of things that counter my, lied, which clearly knocks it out of the park...but this is literally the reason I can't spell that freaking word.)