Monday, November 22, 2010

The Truth Hurts Sometimes, Gals...

Last night I dreamt that I was a Golden Girl. We were sitting around telling "worst sex ever" stories, as they do sometimes. When it was my turn, I looked down at the table and tried to be ignored. They asked what was wrong and I said, "Bad sex? I've never had bad sex. I've never even had sex that I disliked slightly. It's all been good."

"Thanks for rubbing that in..."

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