Wednesday, May 26, 2010

If I were to play Never Have I Ever now, I'm pretty sure I would no longer be that person that is left with all her fingers up at the end.

I have now:
Slept with a married man (hey, technicalities...he signed the papers, she didn't)
Slept with someone more than 10yrs older than me
Had sex...
Allowed someone to go down on me
Had sex in a trailer
Had sex while a dog watched
Made a very sexually explicit joke about beavers being eaten
Went on a date to a casino
Wanted a corgi, and would go through lengths to get one
Pretended not to be emotionally attached to someone I wasn't supposed to be attached to.

Wait what? Nevermind that last one. We'll pretend like it didn't happen

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