Thursday, May 20, 2010

And Happy Birthday

So this will no doubt be part one of my birthday post. As I am completely shitfaced at 2:33 am and bloggin...I'm sure it will be a good one. I had 3 whiskey sours, 2 jack & cokes, a jaeger bomb & three random shots of shit. It was a very good night. Especially since I do not have to work in the morning...or even until Saturday.

Can I just say, that I don't love him. But I could. I really care about him. And more importantly at this point in my day, I just want to fuck him. Like, straight up fucking on every surface of his house. Every. Surface. We are going to the casino in 15 hours and I really just want to put all my money down on virginity hoping I lose. That's right. I have never had sex. But I'm going to tomorrow for my birthday if it kills me. I have been 24 for only 2 hours and 35 minutes, but g'damn it. I'm going to get what I want. And I know that he wants it to. Because he went there. He did things I was saving for no man. No man was ever supposed to do what he did. (Well, no woman either...) BUT STILL. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd. He went there.

I'm drunk, so I'm saying too much. But yay, it's my birthday and I'm going to spend it with someone who wants to be with me. Damn it, that is the first time I have been with a male who wasnt' fucking insane on my birthday.

Shout out to Tasha. Because she actually reads my blog, and I don't know anyone else that actually does. I like you a lot. The end.


Tasha said...

Happy Birthday, Stef!

Tasha said...

Also, it is completely reasonable to want to have sex for your birthday.

Amanda said...

I read it, too. Just saying.

yellowpansy15 said...

I know you read it. But I didn't think about that when I was drunk. Lol.