Saturday, July 04, 2009

Happy "We're Free From England" Day!

You know why living in the middle of nowhere is kinda cool? Because you do not look like a dork sitting on your front porch peeling potatoes.

And do you know why you don't look like a dork? Because the people next door (whom they are for) are weed-whacking in the 75 degree weather in jeans, work boots, and a sweater, the people on the other side are fat and shirtless in their garden, and the people across the street are having a domestic dispute (followed by a shirtless bike ride around our 4 mile block.

On a completely different note, I would like to point out that garlic mustard is EVERYWHERE. If you see it, you should eradicate that terrible little weed. Because it is invasive in just about every state and it's kinda ugly. Don't know what it looks like? Well, as if looking out the window of your car going anywhere wasn't good enough:

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