Thursday, October 28, 2004

Wow...there is something wrong with me...

..."ooh, shocker." I know that's what you think when you read the title.

I have this problem. I don't really know if its a problem or what, but its weird. When I find a television show I like, I usually have a favorite character. Then I subconsciously start acting like the character. For example: on The Pretender, Miss Parker was totally awesome. I loved everything about her: attitude, fashion, etc. I started saying things that she'd say and in the same sarcastic/bitchy way. Another example: Lorelai from the Gilmore Girls is super fucking awesome. Like if I could choose a mom, I'd want one like her. Anywho, last night I realized I was talking like her. It was freaking weird because I didn't realize I was doing it until later on in the conversation. It's not just tv either. It happens when I'm around people too. My tenth grade history teacher said "hello" all the time. I started doing it too (I have thankfully gotten rid of that). I can't think of anymore examples right now because as I stated, it's subconcious. I really don't realize I'm doing it unless someone points it out or something. I really don't plan on become mean Miss P or sarcastic Lorelai when I talk to someone, it just happens. I guess the only way to fix it would be to throw myself into complete isolation with no television, radio, or anything like that. Give me a typwriter and endless supply of paper/ink so I can write my novels but don't let me watch Gilmore Girls anymore because I'm acting like both Lorelais...HELP!!

Also, I wanted to add: I noticed my other "personality" found out my password and posted. Don't be scared, she means no harm.


Ok, so children totally suck. Today Amy told me she wasn't going to school tomorrow. It's like, "Hello. This is not a discussion group. I tell you to do something, you do it. Period." GAH!!! And then she says, "I can't go back there, Jason will be there." Look, I don't care if he broke up with her, she has got to go back to school. She is going to be so far behind. She gives senioritis a bad name. Lord, I hate children. Anyway, Jason(my husband, not her ex) wants to have sex so badly, but he knows that Tuesdays and Thursdays are no sex days due to the whole sharing a home with someone...The other days are cool because the people sharing my apartment are gone by the time I wake up. He won't leave me alone about it. Gosh, we're not rabbits: it's not necessary to do it everyday. (OK, its nice, but not necessary.)

I have to work on my next film this weekend so I won't be around for a couple days. I hope that Allison isn't in one of her moods, or I'll have to tell her off again. This time I might hit her if no one is around to stop me like last time. Almost got fired for that one...

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Let's Play A Game!

Today's game is: How Mentally Ill Is Stef?

A. Totally Sane B. A Little Nutty C. Ok, Stay Away From Me D. What color pads do you prefer for your walls?

So, I actually think about jumping out of windows and walking in front of cars. Also, I have this thing, where I become someone else. I can't tell you her name, because she wouldn't like that and if her husband found out I was writing about this, he might get a little upset. The press might get a hold of this, too, and her career would be over. That would be tragic because I'd have nothing to do on my vacations and weekends. Her kids are great. The oldest one turned 17 not too long ago. And the twins are great too, although a bit annoying sometimes. I might add, the sex is really great; they do it like rabbits: at least once a day, sometimes three or four times. Too bad they don't get freaky, unless you count the other day when they did it on the dresser. That was some really awesome sex.

Anyway, back to the other me...Trick-or-treat is tonight in my dorm. AHHH!!! Children! I've come to realize the only good ones are your own and/or relatives. Once they can talk, they are horribly annoying with the "Why?" shit and before that, you have no idea what they want when they scream and cry. The only reason they're on this earth is so people can go on wellfare and suck the money from us peeps who work. Also, I hear they make pretty good entrees...

So...if you haven't guessed it, the answer to the question is: D.

Thanks for playing today's round!

Sunday, October 03, 2004

A pleasant voyage through Stef's unconscious

I had a dream about a woman in a storage shed getting attacked by her brother with an axe and he had multiple personalities. She wrote a poem about him and it was like:
"so many personalities,
which is the real you?"